Hello people of the internet. I really feel like a pancake these days, you know the soggy kind that no one wants? Yeah, that one. The one that no one would want to eat. (NOT THAT I WANT TO GET EATEN. SEE NOW I'LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE I LIVE.)
Here it is. My personalized walk of shame;
Things to do when you have no friends to crap with in class.
1) Grace the walls with your loving gaze. Like this -
Don't do this too much though you may end up creeping the wall out. And that doesn't sound good.
2) Matchmake your stationery. <3 is important, even if no one wants to talk to you.
And its completely normal to talk to stationery. Sort of.
3) Make fun of yourself.And everybody else. 'cause if you're reading this, you probably can't take being shut up for 6 hours a day.
4) Whistle, look happy and also like you have a secret.
This will make you normal. Totally.
5) Don't care, make sure you don't ever lose yourself. Don't get awkward. As corny as it sounds, if you stay true to yourself, not just everyone around you, but the world's bound to catch up eventually.
6) Don't let anybody ever get to you.
Are you being ganged up against even thought you know you don't deserve it? Are you lonely? Are you sad like no other? Are you that miserable little misery sitting at the back of the class, wishing those morons would see you for who you actually are?
Life is like that. It sucks. But it doesn't suck all the time.
If it sucked for you this time, you'll be prepared before it hits you the next time.
Till then, stay true to who YOU are. Make sure you're untouchable. That is all.
X0X0,
The pancake on the 'net
Labels: lonely Lost Crap Cheer Up Sadd Pancake Class High School Sucks Walls Stationery Love
Hi. Welcome. I think you like an angry turtle. :D
