All of my pancake friends are illiterate (Its hard to find good education when you
taste so good and smell so awesome. A lot them got eaten they were infants)
Date: Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Time: 4:18 PM
Title: College Orientation Camps
Hi again, it's been a while. Thank god, I haven't gotten eaten yet - and thanks to the camp food I may never get fully eaten. Not that it was bad, it's just a pancake that tastes like chicken and also fish, sausages, mushrooms and leafy green things might not agree with most people's taste-buds.
Which means one day I'd get through all of University and become the world's first ever Doctorate Pancake.
I will be a genius. I will be awesome and powerful. I'd write bestselling books. Epicness would just flow out of me. I'd have my own T.V. show, heck, I'll even have a whole channel to myself. I will torture all those who disrespect pancakes. A movie will be made out of my life. I'll start a new religion.
You know, you get the drift. I will be the only glamorous little pancake ever mentioned in the human history.
Anyway, its been a while. I was at junior college orientation camp for some time. IT WAS AWESOME. We danced, we screamed our heads off, got bombed by water bombs, cheered like crazy, sang like total retards, shaked ass and did all those crazy things you do in college.
And then during the finale night I got totally squashed .
I'm serious. This was me before camp ;
And this is me after a bunch of clumsy humans fell on top of me while dancing-
This is why only pancakes should be allowed to dance.
Hi. Welcome. I think you like an angry turtle. :D
